Hi, I just want you to know I will double the previous offer and pay you $2 for that boat, today!
But, if you listed it for $1 as a disingenuous come-on, then I'll only pay you your asking price of $1, but I'll have to charge you a $1 penalty for misleading people who don't have time to waste. You can email me directly to find out when I'll be by to pick up my new Boston Whaler from you! Nobody likes to be misled; you've effectively conveyed no one can trust what you say; too bad you took the low road. Most Boston Whaler owners wouldn't do that.
Hi, I just want you to know I will double the previous offer and pay you $2 for that boat, today!
But, if you listed it for $1 as a disingenuous come-on, then I'll only pay you your asking price of $1, but I'll have to charge you a $1 penalty for misleading people who don't have time to waste. You can email me directly to find out when I'll be by to pick up my new Boston Whaler from you! Nobody likes to be misled; you've effectively conveyed no one can trust what you say; too bad you took the low road. Most Boston Whaler owners wouldn't do that.